#im so sorry gamer

[aimseytv]

im so sorry for yelling “duh” at y’all

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[impossible-rat-babies]

I’m gonna be seeing her in my dreams…….

[hesbianyaoi]

misc. doodles that deteriorated in quality to satiate my hunger

[radchocoart]

THE HANDS ARE BLACK!!! THEY'RE MY HANDS!! MY HANDS ARE IN THE GAME!!!

YALL IM SO FREAKING HAPPY RN, THANK YOU SO MUCH TWO AND A HALF STUDIOS IM SO FLI[[ING APPLY!!!! BEST USE OF MY $10 OMG I LOVE THIS SM I LOVE CASPER I LOVE DATE WITH DEATH I LOVE IT!!!!!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!

[n0ahsferatu]

pov you are a locked chest or perhaps someone bleeding to death

[crsssie]

ring - professor!simon riley x professor!reader

"Professor Riley, what's the story behind your tattoos?"

Simon raises a brow at his student, staring down at his sleeve as he hums.

"Most of them are from between the dispatches."

"Sorry, I meant to ask more directly. When did you get the bite tattoed onto your ring finger? It was not there before."

You choke in the back, coughing as you turn to the side to hold back a laugh.

"The missus got jealous."

"Hey." You point at him. "You asked for it. Sorry, he tells everyone it's my fault."

The student laughs, waving her hand. "It's alright."

"He wanted me to bite him on the collar." You click your tongue. "Said I ought to mark him so his students stop trying to hook up with him."

"Luvie, is this my office hour or yours?"

"Sorry." You snap your laptop shut, hopping out the door before he can grab you for good.

"Back to your question for the paper."

"Why the ring finger?"

"So even if I forget my ring, I'm married." Simon raises a brow. "Your paper?"

"Y-yes!" She scrambles to point at what she wanted to get his input on, a muffled chuckle slipping past his lips at her panic. "Oh, I'm sorry for asking by the way. The class bet me 20 bucks in the discord if I ask about it."

"Give me a five and I'll forget you ever asked."

"Bet."

He'll grab you a drink with it to tell you later.

[ksdesign]

Signature foods >:D

[p03swife]

ok p03 i get it

I LOVE TWITTER IT GIVES ME SO MUCH INSPIRATION

[trappedinacomputer]

Bad: "this guy's obsessed with me, he follows me everywhere"

Foolish: "dude, really, in game, off yourself"

Pili: "you probably couldn't have said something more romantic to him Foolish"

Bad: "he's just can't stop thinking about me"

[tinyfantasminha]

Anyway. Any last words you wanna say to me before I drink bleach

I SHOULD HAVE NEVER GOT TEMPTED BY ANOTHER MAN BEFORE JACK'S BIRTHDAY 😭😭😭 NEVER AGAIN NEVER AGAINNN

NOT THE GAMER!!! GO AWAY I DONJT WANT YOU HERE

[amaryllisoup]

scar being ever so grateful and reading donations, grian trying to let out his biggest “WHERE ARE YOU”, and imp and skizz giggling at grian like girls at a sleepover (perfection)

[three-dee-ess]

going up to bat against the wii u lovers on my 3DS blog was a mistake i did not realize it had that many defenders to this day

[poorlydrawnstickmen]

day 39

[dogboots]

boyfriend full of facts

[bugtoast]

"He would not fucking say that" I say as i draw him fucking saying that

OK LITTLE RAMBLE INCOMING: i seriously don't know why there isn't more art of ULT!Dirk and Lord English,,,,, genuinely. Like it doesn't even have to be ship art i just feel like they'd have some great character interactions. They bounced off eachother so well in base homestuck i NEED to see how they would talk to eachother as adults

From what I know about Beyond canon (which admittedly isn't a lot) they are both the villains?? like idk if lord english still hasn't been defeated or whatever (i think he was in the meat timeline?) but like?? what about him in the candy timeline huh??? or is there not a candy timeline version of lord english??? please tell me there's a candy timeline version of him I NEED THEM TO INTERACT

please they would have such a funny and also genuinely intimidating dynamic if they worked together....... like if they put their differences aside to be evil together..... like guys do you see my vision here???? please tell me you see my vision.......

[yuzuuu4]

if: high school